Two things:
1. Janet is chopped liver?
2. I kind of think I look more like Britney Spears in reality than these two avatars do. I look completely guileless there (not to mention one puff of air short of having my head explode; this isn't some kind of voodoo thing, is it?), and "Britney's" looks kinda like Nicole Kidman in Bewitched.
As I told Bryan, I'm equal parts flattered and creeped out by this.