A few months ago, we gave away a copy of the galley proofs of Make Love The Bruce Campbell Way, a how-to of the highest order, as could only have been written by the star of the way underrated Bubba Ho-tep himself. Well, now we have a fresh hardbound copy, with far fewer flyaway pages (and hopefully a few more rounds of proofreading)!(I've heard that Mr. Campbell is a great guy, and if he should ever be interested in coming down to enjoy an evening of the trivial arts, he would find an appreciative and adoring group of fans at our little to-do.)
Oh, and we're also giving away a copy of Carmen Electra's How To Be Sexy. Question her skills in front of a camera or in any discipline that requires her to keep her clothes on, but really, the whole "being sexy for beginners" thing is the one arena in which she is a generally acknowledged master. (Personally, I think the coolest thing about her is that she's from Buffalo. After that, give me a chronic reader who hasn't schtupped Prince. I know that's not a large group to choose from, but I gotta be me.)My point is, regardless of whether you prefer 'em with innies or outies, there's something on the table for you lucky people tonight.
There will also be Pocky and some excellent B-grade DVDs, the latter courtesy of a special friend at Miramax.
See you tonight.
