Of Ass-Butts, Assclowns, Ass-Gards, Ass-Guys, Asshats, Assmasters, Assmunches, Asstards, Ass-heads, Assbags, oh yeah and Dingo's Kidneys

I've been a very bad boy.

Instead of faithfully rendering recaps of the last few weeks' worth of hijinks, I've been tryiong to hold down a job and working on a screenplay. Apparently, everyone has a screenplay. (It's about the death of CBGB's and the end of punk as we know it. I'll be playing the Vincent Gallo part, and Christina Ricci will... probably not be involved.)

But the least I can do is to show you the source of the round on made-up swear words last week. There are some doozies there.

Expand your vocabularies, and I'll see you tonight.